Help, I am missing an MX record. Damn DNS!

Word Up to the millions of peons that read this brilliant form of communication that the world has brought apon us. Even Google has me. Look Here I love technology.

I am sure I can leverage this to my benefit. What is a popular topic on the internet. Porn!!!
But there is so much, so I need to get a term that many people search for. I know - Camel Smuggling. Thats perfect.

OK, so in one paragraph I have referenced porn and camel smuggling. I can almost feel the hordes of camel smuggling porn addicts coming into my blog. Oooh, Grant is going to kill me. The bandwidth is going to die with the load of all these sick pervs.

Oh well, he will have to deal with it.

Jonthan now has his own blog. Don’t go there! There are latin hating mongrels there that mock your writing. I have the emails to prove it.

I now have £40 to spend until the end of the month. I have that much over the amount that I have to pay for my deposit. Once April comes, then I will be alright, but it is not fun to have no moola. Ha, I said moola. Please click here to donate food to me.

Thank you for reading my diatribe. Go H.323!

Regards
The High Admiral of Pepper Spray and the Dictator of Object Orientation