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–UPDATE—-
Further to concerns regarding posts on my blog, I have censored a post that was submitted before. Read below.

Reading BFG’s blog today, I had a similiar experience with {censored] people. Although it had no reference to glass windows or telephones. My experience had to do with computers. Suprise Suprise!

A user came to me with {censored]. Hmmm. Below is an actual transcript of what transpired. Be prepared to be amazed.

Question: How are you printing it?
Answer:{censored]

Question: Is the printer on?
Answer: Aren’t you being {censored] today!

Question: Is the printer on?
Answer: Oh, {censored]

Hmmm. {censored] (Problem exists between {censored] and {censored])
Easy solution then. Hit user with {censored] {censored].

Speaking about {censored] {censored]: They are the best way to return a hard drive that you don’t need. Say the HD you bought is giving minor hassles and you want it replaced. Smack it with the rubber mallet. It leaves no visible marks on the outside but destroys the insides.

Well, today is a drinks night for work, so free {censored]. We entertain recruitment agencies such as Anders Elite. They are always good evenings.

Today has the beginnings of a boring cold day. For one, I am cold. Two I am bored… Well I suppose that comes from not doing anything. I need to code the website today and I am not feeling up to it.

Grant arrives on Sunday. He is already overweight; in luggage He also wants to send all his books. The cost R2100. What a ripoff.

I went through my first war with Utopia today. Still alive, so that is a good thing.

I still need a TV! It is very quite at home. Worked a 12 hour day and wanted to come in late this morning and still arrived at 9:30. Woohoo! A whole 30 minutes late when I worked an extra 4 hours yesterday. And my boss had eaten my last muffin. I was distraught. I even gave a link so that you can see what they looked like.
They are called American Style Blueberry muffins. Have a look and drool.

Sheldon has a job now. Finally he will be happy that I mentioned him in my blog.

I think I should put a PayPal link on this site so that people can donate to me. Hmm. Anyone wanting to donate? “For What” asks the masses. FOR MY TV.

Remonstrate with me
The High Kulula of Online shopping and Vice President of Microwave Popcorn