–UPDATE—-
Further to concerns regarding posts on my blog, I have censored a post that was submitted before. Read below.

Reading BFG’s blog today, I had a similiar experience with {censored] people. Although it had no reference to glass windows or telephones. My experience had to do with computers. Suprise Suprise!

A user came to me with {censored]. Hmmm. Below is an actual transcript of what transpired. Be prepared to be amazed.

Question: How are you printing it?
Answer:{censored]

Question: Is the printer on?
Answer: Aren’t you being {censored] today!

Question: Is the printer on?
Answer: Oh, {censored]

Hmmm. {censored] (Problem exists between {censored] and {censored])
Easy solution then. Hit user with {censored] {censored].

Speaking about {censored] {censored]: They are the best way to return a hard drive that you don’t need. Say the HD you bought is giving minor hassles and you want it replaced. Smack it with the rubber mallet. It leaves no visible marks on the outside but destroys the insides.

Well, today is a drinks night for work, so free {censored]. We entertain recruitment agencies such as Anders Elite. They are always good evenings.