I was standing in line (like the sheep I am) in Starbucks for my traditional latte and muffin (there is no way for a man to say this without sounding gay, I promise you) when the lady behind me orders, wait for it, a Venti Latte with an extra triple shot of espresso.

If that can’t get you going in the morning, nothing will.

By the way, a Venti latte is about 500ml of coffee.